If there’s one person I don’t want to hear from, especially regarding Prince Andrew‘s character, it’s the Duchess of York. Even after their divorce in 1996, the Duke and Duchess of York remain close. So close that Sarah still lives at Royal Lodge with Andrew (formerly the Queen Mother‘s home).
In the wake of underage sex allegations against the Queen’s third child, Sarah has decided to kill two birds with one stone and do some damage control via the press. Coincidentally, she’s down 55 pounds and recently launched a new endeavor, so the timing couldn’t have been better for Fergie to tell Matt Lauer how thin she is, and how wonderfully her ex-husband is handling these rather serious reports.
During her Today appearance on Monday, Fergie called Andrew a “humongously good man,” adding that she “will have not one word said about him on any level, any level.”
Fergie pointed out that she knows what it feels like to “have salacious lies made up” about her, and she is standing by her man amidst such “shockingly accusatory allegations.
“I won’t stand by and let his character be defamed to this level.”
Then she said something about being fit at 55, I guess.
Let us look back on Fergie’s many moments in the sun as she forges ahead with another reinvention tour .
“Whatever do you mean ‘It looks like Di’s?’ It looks nothing like that 12-carat oval blue ceylon sapphire stone surrounded by 14 solitaire diamonds. ”
“Do you like the bow? Diana hasn’t worn a bow yet. Aren’t I stylish?”
Princess Michael of Kent: “Outranked by this one. Unreal.”
Diana: “Cool it with the copying.”
Time to Werk
“Too hip to be a Windsor, amiright?!”
“Could we get one without the mum?”
Will Mount Topiaries For $$$
“This is a credible news program, yes?”
“Maggie told me I could come.”
“Ma’am, might I speak to Prince Philip?”
“Tell her I’m busy.”