9 Times Kate Middleton Looked Absolutely Horrified

You’ve done it.  You’ve up and offended the future consort of the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth realms, and now you must sit in time-out.

1. He suggested I take a “walk” to shake off the morning sickness.  In turn, I suggested he take a long walk along the M5.

2.  Sorry, did you just imply that these were fake?

3. Christ almighty, it is positively dreadful here.

Edward: I told you.  

4. It’s fine. I’m sure she didn’t mean anything by “you look better today.” All is well.  Where’s Maria with the Xanax and gin flask?

5. F** all, I see Fergie.

 

6. That man just called me Waity Kaity.  WILLIAM, THAT MAN JUST CALLED ME WAITY KAITY.

 

7. I did make the right decision wearing this dress.  I did.  William said it looked lovely on me.  I’ll just have the bathroom attendant killed for suggesting I looked “festive.”

8. It worked!

 

9. Wait, wait.  How many condoms were used in the Olympic village?