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“Cinderella” Spoof Trailer Jokes That Life Is Not a Fairytale

Fantasia Barrino hit the nail on the head when she wrote that book.  Life really isn’t a fairytale.  Neither party lived happily ever after once they stepped into that state landau, did they?  Did we not learn anything from “The Real Housewives of Disney?”

Screen Junkies is doing the Lord’s work with their series, Honest Trailers, which teaches youngsters that the bedtime stories aren’t what they seem, this time with Cinderella.

Princess, Duchess and consort hopefuls are faced with real talk as the trailer explains why Cindy should have been picked up by Child Services years ago, and that mice are capable of more than just house infestation. 

So listen to Carrie Bradshaw, children.  Make like Snow White and get out of that glass coffin.  Toss the apple, get a job, solid health insurance and, if you’re up for it, a baby from your “neighborhood sperm back.”

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