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Happy Birthday Kate Middleton: 10 Times She Won The Game of Life

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A relatively long time ago in a land not-so-far away (Home Counties. Lovely area), a commoner named Catherine Elizabeth Middleton was born at the Royal Berkshire Hospital.

Fast-forward 34 years, andh ere we are, thanks to a clever mother and the kind of self-confidence people would trade their first-borns for.

The Duchess of Cambridge’s wasn’t necessarily a rags-to-riches tale, but it’s hard to imagine that her ancestors were poverty-stricken coal miners.

Happy Birthday, Your Royal Highness.  You have literally won the game of life.

Jewelry and a Ball Gown = Another Tuesday Night 

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How about my figure, though?

Taking  A Nap Before I Marry A Prince

Kate Middleton Waves Crowds Outside Goring Hotel

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K, bye .

I Made You An Heir, UK.  

Kate Holds Prince George Prince William Waves St Mary's Hospital

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You’re welcome.

Thanks For Watching

Kate Middleton Wedding Dress Holds Prince William Hand Balcony

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Going into my castle now.

Which One Of You Named Me “Waity Kaity?”

Prince William Suit Kate Middleton Issa Wrap Dress Clarence House Engagement

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Just checking.  Do you live in a palace?  How many holidays do you take per month?

He is Such a Dish

Prince William Speaks Kate Middleton St. Patricks' Day 2015

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Ah, Yes.  These Old Things.

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I thought they were a little too small, but William thinks they’re lovely.

Made You A Spare

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One is exhausted, can’t you tell?

My Dress Was So Cheap, It Was Almost Free.

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Someone mentioned it being four times their rent.  I don’t know what “rent” means.

Look aA My Hair.  Look At The Foliage Behind Me.  LOOK AT ALL OF THIS.

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I won Christmas.

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