Happy Birthday Kate Middleton: 10 Times She Won The Game of Life

A relatively long time ago in a land not-so-far away (Home Counties. Lovely area), a commoner named Catherine Elizabeth Middleton was born at the Royal Berkshire Hospital.

Fast-forward 34 years, andh ere we are, thanks to a clever mother and the kind of self-confidence people would trade their first-borns for.

The Duchess of Cambridge’s wasn’t necessarily a rags-to-riches tale, but it’s hard to imagine that her ancestors were poverty-stricken coal miners.

Happy Birthday, Your Royal Highness.  You have literally won the game of life.

Jewelry and a Ball Gown = Another Tuesday Night 

How about my figure, though?

Taking  A Nap Before I Marry A Prince

K, bye.

I Made You An Heir, UK.  

You’re welcome.

Thanks For Watching

Going into my castle now.

Which One Of You Named Me “Waity Kaity?”

Just checking.  Do you live in a palace?  How many holidays do you take per month?

He is Such a Dish

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Ah, Yes.  These Old Things.

I thought they were a little too small, but William thinks they’re lovely.

Made You A Spare

One is exhausted, can’t you tell?

My Dress Was So Cheap, It Was Almost Free.

Someone mentioned it being four times their rent.  I don’t know what “rent” means.

Look aA My Hair.  Look At The Foliage Behind Me.  LOOK AT ALL OF THIS.

I won Christmas.