The Duchess Diary

Let's talk royals

  • Fashion & Beauty
  • History
  • Royal Kids
  • For a Laugh
  • TV, Movies & Books
  • About

Kate Middleton: How Great Thou (Hair) Art

During a marathon session of Friends today and noticed the loveliness of Monica’s ex-boyfriend, Fun Bobby’s hair.  So wavy, so luscious.  Even when he was a total bummer off the bottle, Fun Bobby’s hair was run-your-fingers-through-it nice.

On a related note, let’s one-up Fun Bobby by showing him an even better head of hair.  Despite remarks to the contrary, the Duchess of Cambridge‘s follicles are gorgeous without being too showy.  Save for the “fringe” incident, Catherine’s hair has managed to mind its Ps & Qs while still remaining the envy of every salon-goer who points to a glossy and says, “I want that.” 

Let us worship at the altar of Berkshire-spun hair.

“Only hair this beautiful could create such greatness as me.”

Prince George Strokes Kate Middleton's Hair 2014 New Zealand

Marty Melville-Pool/Getty Images

Such shine.

kate middleton temperley london lace gown natural history museum

Splash News

Eugenie: “Wanna trade DNA?”

Kate: “Nah, I’m good.  How’s your mom?”

Kate Middleton Greets Princess Eugenie Met New York

Splash News

Related Story: How To Get Kate Middleton’s Intricate Up Dos

“I’ve got great cheekbones to match.”

Kate Middleton DVF Coat Leaves King Edward VII Hospital Morning Sickness 2012

LEON NEAL/AFP via Getty Images

“Best hair in the arena right here.  Stop with the dagger eyes, Bey.”

Cleveland Kate Middleton and Prince William: Cavaliers vs Brooklyn Nets

Bello/Getty Images

Idris Elba: “I’m so honored to have you screen my film, ma’am.”

Kate: “Do you like the messy ponytail?  It’s a risk, I know, but I wanted to make it seem like I was just a regular premiere goer rather than a consort-in-waiting, you know?”

View image | gettyimages.com

 

Hair brought to you by childbirth.

Kate Middleton Jenny Packham Dress Prince William Holds Prince George St. Mary's Hospital

James Whatling / Splash News

“I used that unicorn poop shampoo Helena Bonham Carter sent over. It smells wonderful, despite my initial reservations.”

close up kate middleton orla kiely greey dress islington

Splash News

“The best of my hair is yet to come, ye plebs!”

Kate Middleton Waves Crowds Outside Goring Hotel

KCS Presse / Splash News

“Toldja”

prince william kate middleton jenny packham dress ark gala

Chris Jackson/Getty Images

“I begged them not to put me on the jumbotron.  Oh well.”

kate middleton sunglasses blue dress bites lip mens tennis olympics 2012

Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images

“My hair’s volume stays that way because I say so.”

Kate Middleton Alice Temperley Gown St. Andrews Dinner London

Stephen Lock / i-Images

“Do you think my hair is taking away from the message of our visit?”

kate middleton m missoni coat queen elizabeth nottingham diamond jubilee

Stephen Butler / Splash News

❮❮ Previous Post
Next Post ❯ ❯

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Tags

Beauty Books Danish Royals Dutch Royals Fashion Food Hair Hats Interviews Jewelry Kate Middleton Meghan Markle Monaco Royals Movies Pippa Middleton Prince Charles Prince George Prince Harry Prince Philip Princess Charlotte Princess Diana Prince William Royal Children Royal News Royal Tours Royal Weddings Spanish Royals Swedish Royals The Middletons The Queen The Windsors Travel TV

One’s Favorite Sites

  • What Kate Wore
  • Go Fug Yourself
  • The Court Jeweller
  • From Berkshire To Buckingham
  • Kate’s Closet
  • Kate Middleton Style
  • What Would Kate Do?
  • A Taste of Dawn
  • Kate’s Royal Closet

Copyright

© Kelly Lynch and The Duchess Diary, 2015. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Kelly Lynch and The Duchess Diary with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.
  • Press
  • Privacy Policy
  • Contact

Pretty Chic Theme By: Pretty Darn Cute Design