Everyone, look what I found! A necklace similar-if-you-don’t-look-directly-at-it to Catherine’s Cartier Trinity necklace!
And you can use Kohl’s cash to get it! At last, a reason for my father to visit the site.
I know what you’re thinking: “Don’t mock us, Lynch. We know full well that’s not a Cartier piece given by a future King around our necks.
Like I said, if you don’t look directly at it, and if you ignore the black marks that the necklace will inevitably leave on your clothes, and if you pour yourself a heavy gin & tonic, it looks almost like Catherine’s $50,000 + necklace.
Kohl’s describes the necklace as a “tri-tone interlocking circle pendant will add eye-catching style to any attire. 14k gold over sterling silver, 14k rose gold over sterling silver, rhodium-plated sterling silver.”
See? Sheer elegance.