*GASP* Who dareth lay a handeth on thine anointed hair, which doth not quit.
Just kidding. It’s really nice of the Duchess of Cambridge to let anyone run their hands over her hair/pet her head like this little girl did in Dundeed, Scotland back in January, 2019. She’s got the patience of a saint, that Kate.

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“Wow, my mum was right. It’s really, really nice. Is your shampoo from one of those posh places in Disney World? Like, where Belle shops?”
The posh place is a palace, and her shampoo is brought in on a platinum tray by animated bluebirds.

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“Can I cut a piece off to bring back to my mum?”

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“It grows back. That’s what I learned in school.”

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Even at the risk of embarrassment, would you reach out and touch Kate’s hair if you had the chance? Be honest.
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