You’ve Been Warned, Malta

“Malta might not survive Prince George. There’s too many precious things around here.”
– Prince William when Malta’s president suggested the little bruiser and his sibling visit the country one day.
“Let’s tear sh*t up”


“Malta might not survive Prince George. There’s too many precious things around here.”
– Prince William when Malta’s president suggested the little bruiser and his sibling visit the country one day.
“Let’s tear sh*t up”
Hark! There, on the table. It’s a photo of Prince Charles holding another heir, most likely explaining to the bopper how important it is that we save the earth. After a pregnant pause, Prince George tells his grandfather that none of this matters and we’re all going to have to live on some other planet where…

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During a private visit to homeless charity Centrepoint this morning, the Duke of Cambridge joked about his wife’s iconic hair. While chatting with hairdresser trainee Angel, Prince William suggested she try styling Catherine’s “nightmare hair,” according to the Daily Mail.

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Today, Tatler Magazine published The Diary of George Windsor: How George is Feeling About Becoming a Big Brother, leaving no stone unturned when it comes to weighing the pros and cons of competing for mum’s attention. According to Prince George‘s diary, his court was present when the Duchess of Cambridge came to deliver good tidings…