There are certain items that, if left to our own devices, we would splurge on.
Would we wear these items out in public? Probably not. However, having them and putting them on in the privacy of your own home is reason enough.
I apply that justification to a knock-off of Catherine’s engagement ring, and – if I had the means – to Dolce & Gabbana’s Napa Leather Rhinestone Headphones with Crown ($8,895).
Dolce & Gabbana
The product was first brought to my attention by Instyle, which pointed out the bad-assery with which Rihanna carried herself whilst wearing the Italian crown.
RiRi owns. RiRi embraces it.
RiRi is waving her freak flag.
Twitter/Rihanna
Dolce & Gabbana
The product is adorned with Swarovski crystals and pearls.
It’s lined in 100% lambskin, as you do.
GIMME.
I know it looks gauche and seems like an enormous waste of money, but this is the closest any of us commoners will come to the real thing (staring at a tiara behind protective glass doesn’t count).
I found a few other footloose and fancy-free styles that are within the same (insane) price point.
The one on the bottom is like wearing a demure headpiece instead of the giant one mommy made you wear to the state dinner. Ghastly design. One’s face nearly fell into the soup!
Who needs to own a home or make car payments when you have these beauties covering your ears?
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